Interview with The Goat 🐐🐐 (Braden Irwin)


The Goat 🐐🐐

Sam Ralston, contributor

Hi, this is Sam Ralston. I am going to interview Bradens Irwin about some random stuff. I’m going to ask him some JUICY questions

Q: What is a show that you like to watch over and over again?
A: Star wars: The Clone Wars is a goat show

Q: What is your favorite song
A: glass house (verse 3) MGK it is a bop

Q: Would you rather have 50 children or no children at all?
A: No children at all I don’t want to keep all of them for my own

Q: If you were to be a fruit, which would you be?
A: A lime I want to be zesty

Q: If you were to be a Marvel superhero/villain, who do you think you’ll be?
A: Thor because he is a god

Q: Will you chop off one of your legs or hands for a million dollars?
A: Leg because you need your hand to write with

Q: What is the taste of clean water?
A: 2021 water in Emporia was bussin

Q: What are the top five things on your bucket list?
A: I would go to a concert because I never went to one

Q: If you had to pack up and move to another country tomorrow, where would you go?
A: I would go to Italy because it is beautiful

Q: If you were elected President, what would be your first act?
A: It would be free healthcare because it’s stupid that we have pay to fix a broken arm