The Advanced Mammal: Me
April 28, 2023
Have you seen me in the hall? My name is Maddex. You have probably seen me. I’m a mammal because I have hair and I am warm-blooded. This is a story about me. You might want to read this one. It gets deep!
I like Fruity Pebbles. l have all the Fruity Pebble boxes in my room plus I count all of the bowls of Fruity Pebbles I eat. Another fact about me is I ride an orange moped everywhere I go if my mom won’t drive me there. I also don’t like cheese except for queso and nachos. I like riding my bike and I’m saving up for a golf cart. I also like golfing. I like golf because of Mr.Pibb and hitting the ball far and accurately.
My diet is just fruits and vegetables. I also like other things: hamburgers, chicken strips, chicken sandwiches, steak and rice, chicken and rice, KFC, Burger King, Subway, and gas station candy. I’m not too healthy but I’m still in shape. My mom helps me stay healthy for the most part but I still eat unhealthy.
I live in Emporia, KS and I have a 4 bed 2 bath house. The kitchen opens up to the living room. My room is in the basement and it is always clean. I usually ride my bike to Nanas, but I got an orange moped and that’s what I ride now. I like fishing and camping. I go camping every summer. We usually go to Worlds Of Fun but I don’t know if we are going this year.
If you see me in the hall, don’t say hi; I don’t want a tardy. But if we are in class, you are welcome to say hi. My favorite part of being a mammal is my teeth because they are strong and I can eat a 3 Patty hamburger.