The Advanced Mammal: Me

Me but blurry

Maddex Gurley, contributer

Have you seen me in the hall? My name is Maddex. You have probably seen me. I’m a mammal because I have hair and I am warm-blooded. This is a story about me. You might want to read this one. It gets deep!

I like Fruity Pebbles. l have all the Fruity Pebble boxes in my room plus I count all of the bowls of Fruity Pebbles I eat. Another fact about me is I ride an orange moped everywhere I go if my mom won’t drive me there. I also don’t like cheese except for queso and nachos. I like riding my bike and I’m saving up for a golf cart. I also like golfing. I like golf because of Mr.Pibb and hitting the ball far and accurately.

My diet is just fruits and vegetables. I also like other things: hamburgers, chicken strips, chicken sandwiches, steak and rice, chicken and rice, KFC, Burger King, Subway, and gas station candy. Iā€™m not too healthy but I’m still in shape. My mom helps me stay healthy for the most part but I still eat unhealthy.

I live in Emporia, KS and I have a 4 bed 2 bath house. The kitchen opens up to the living room. My room is in the basement and it is always clean. I usually ride my bike to Nanas, but I got an orange moped and that’s what I ride now. I like fishing and camping. I go camping every summer. We usually go to Worlds Of Fun but I don’t know if we are going this year.

If you see me in the hall, don’t say hi; I don’t want a tardy. But if we are in class, you are welcome to say hi. My favorite part of being a mammal is my teeth because they are strong and I can eat a 3 Patty hamburger.