Hello people. Today I will be showing you the thoughts of the greatest bowler of all time, Logan Dean Thexton. Thexton has (ALLEGEDLY) bowled a 300 fifty times in a row in the span of 4 minutes. Anyway, let’s get to the interview.

Q: “What is your opinion on Main Event Olathe?”

A: “I think it’s a very good place if you’re just trying to have fun, but when I went there, I was expecting to have a clean and calm place. It was the exact opposite of what I thought it was going to be.”

Q: “Why is bowling special to you?”

A: “Because my brother bowled, and I wanted to be better than him.”

Q: “What is the secret to your mastery of bowling?”

A: “By practicing.”

Q: “What did you order at Bobby D’s on January 31, 2024 at 6:00 P.M.?”

A: “I ordered a 3-piece chicken strip dinner with honey mustard and a Coca-Cola.”

Q: “What weight of bowling ball do you use?”

A: “14 lbs.”

Q: “Have you ever bowled a 300, and if not, what is your highest score?”

A: “I have never bowled a 300, but my highest score is a 235.”

That was your look inside the mind of the greatest bowler on earth. He was definitely lying about the 235 because I watched him bowl fifty 300s in 4 minutes. Toodles.