Kids these days don’t know how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and I’m going to change that. Today I am going to show you how to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. First, you need to get everything out.  Start by setting one paper towel on the counter, so your bread won’t get dirty. Then, get your peanut butter out of the pantry, and GRAPE jelly out of the refrigerator, then put them both next to the paper towel. Get your loaf of bread and put two slices on the paper towel. Now, take a butter knife out of the silverware drawer, and set it down next to your paper towel. Open the jar of peanut butter and get a glob, 3/4 the size of a hot dog. Spread this on one slice of bread and repeat that on the other. Run the knife under extremely hot water until it looks clean then dry it with another paper towel. Get a glob of jelly on the butter knife the size of a Madagascar hissing cockroach. Spread this on top of the peanut butter on both slices then shut the sandwich, connecting both of the covered sides. That is the only way to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Toodles.