Hello everyone. Today I will interview the greatest golfer on earth, Logan D. Thexton. Thexton (ALLEGEDLY) has gotten 50 condors (par -4) in 3 minutes, just like his previous bowling record.
Q: “What is the lowest golf par you’ve ever gotten?”
A: “Eagle on a par 4 (2 shots)”
Q: “What is your go-to golf club type?”
A: “Probably 5-Iron.”
Q: “What is the best menu item at Pizza Ranch?”
A: “Pepperoni pizza.”
Q: “How does it feel to be the master of all sports?”
A: “I just practice a lot. Any sport, if I’ve touched it, I’ve practiced it. I practice when I don’t even need to. Gosh Tiger Woods just SUCKS!!! I could do 500x better than him.”
Alright guys, those are some words from the greatest golfer on earth. Just know if he does another sport this year he will be getting an interview because he masters any sport he touches. Toodles.
