Have you ever lost the game, Oregon Trail, and just got sooooo mad? That happened to me, but I’ve learned from my mistakes, so today I will show you how to beat Oregon Trail flawlessly. First, you want to buy only one ox and one pound of food. That’s all you need because I said so. Once you see the map you need to put your pace to grueling, and your diet to barebones. This will ensure that you get to Oregon very fast and won’t waste that pound of food. Don’t hunt because it’s a waste of time and squirrels can (ALLEGEDLY) eat your gun. If one of your people gets dysentery, typhoid, or cholera, you should be very excited. If your character has dysentery, they (ALLEGEDLY) just got 5,000,000x strength. If they have typhoid, they can (ALLEGEDLY) replace your oxen and push your wagon for 5,000,000 miles. The best one, cholera, will (ALLEGEDLY) make you immune to death for 700 miles, although you won’t really have to worry about death if you read this tutorial. That was my tutorial on how to beat Oregon Trail. Toodles.